If ever an alien race belied their appearance, it's the Gandombrisleeg. Massively built and really scary-looking, they're rather thick (to be kind about them) and laugh at anything. They have a dual laugh, rather like a cough and a squeak. However, they're very loyal and are usually friends for life. They laugh so much that it can actually become really annoying. They have big, green eyes, short arms, big, stumpy legs and huge, round bodies, lumbering around most of the time, but moving quite fast when they want (usually when they smell Goffblabbian Hrrthbuuubnberry pie). There is a theory that the're really symbians, though it's not proven, and allow their thick side out as the easiest way to avoid trouble, while their sharper half helps them travel around the galaxy selling used intergalactic star-drive container spaceships for a good profit. Click on the picture above to listen. If you ever run into one, you may be as lucky as our researcher, who is now guaranteed Goffblabbian Hrrthbuuubnberry pie for life (even though it's lethal to humans).

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